Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
no more duck duck goose at the bar
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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