And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
This can only be settled by a dance off.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
