do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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