eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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