Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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