I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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