Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
