sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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