Whats the count minus fat chicks?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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