how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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