hotel room ftw
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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