1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Boobs speak an international language.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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