If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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