Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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