scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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