you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
