Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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