..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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