I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So much rum. So many feels.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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