why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
