Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
