i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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