i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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