it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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