I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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