I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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