I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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