i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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