Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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