You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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