Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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