I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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