if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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