yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
