"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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