Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
