After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Randomize
