Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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