Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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