god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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