this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
There are leaves in my underwear?
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