butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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