Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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