I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
