I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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