Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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