Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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