We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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