let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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