We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Come share oat with me in your robe
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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